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PART A.) HOW AND WHERE TO MEET ELIGIBLE WOMEN

A lot of guys will undoubtedly dispute this, but really - there

are more eligible women running around loose today than there

are men! In fact, all you've got to do to prove it to yourself

is to take a look at the latest census figures relative to the

We're talking about unmarried women between the ages of 18 and

60... Believe it! There are more women than men available! In

other words, there's at least one woman for every man that's

looking for a woman.

It's a part of human nature for people to want to belong to

someone of the opposite sex, and to have someone of the opposite

sex they even think of as belonging to them. The human

equilibrium cannot operate for long without inner-action with

other people, and for total health/adjustment in the world we

live in, not without inner-action with someone of the opposite

sex.

Perhaps because of the "women's liberation movement", the recent

recessions and high unemployment problems, the way the current

generation was brought up expecting everything all at once, the

increasing dependence upon drugs to give us pep or sooth our

nerves, and at least a dozen other reasons - the number of women

ending their marriages with divorce are out of hand... Indeed,

the latest figures on the number of divorces filed within the

past six months show that one out of every two marriages are

falling apart!

This is putting a lot of women in the marketplace, all of them

looking for men. They may claim that they "hate" men and that

they don't care if they ever see, talk to, or associate with men

again - but that's all "madness" relative to their divorces. At

the bottom line, every woman that has ever walked the face of

this old earth has or does want a man to call her own!

So, if you're a man and you're out looking for a woman. - One of

the first things you should get straight in your own mind is

what do you want a woman for, how long do you want her, and from

there, what kind of woman will it take to satisfy your needs

Your needs will vary with your moods, your financial situation,

and your own lifestyle or mental adjustment to the world around

you.

Thus, when you meet an eligible woman that you think can satisfy

your needs, it would behove you first to do a little bit

"analytical reading" pertaining to her needs for a man. The more

you can "find out" what she's looking for, and satisfy her

needs, the easier it'll be for you to pick one that can satisfy

your needs.

In other words, if she's on a "heavy duty trip" into women's

lib, and you want someone to move in with you to wash the dishes

and make your bed, you're liable to be wasting your time even

attempting to talk to this woman. On the other hand, if she's

just recovering from a divorce and seems to be trying to prove

to the world that she's the sexiest and best lover to come down

the pike in a month of Sundays, and you're out looking for a one

night stand, then this is probably the woman you should be

trying to pick up on.

What I, Kirk Gregory Czuhai, is advocating and advising is simply this: The more, and faster you can "read'' what a woman is looking for, the faster

and easier it's going to be for you meet the kinds of women

you're looking for... For sure though, it's up to you to

converse and/or appeal to any woman's wants if you want to make

any headway with her Also remember sometimes its better not to try

too hard to find a "girl"; one will eventually usually come your way.

Try to be prepared (if that is possible) for that eventuality when

It happens. Remember if you are ever invited to a secret party that

The userid is 'human' and the password is 'loverwow' and if you know

This and are ever asked for these words and can give them you are on

Your way to something big!.

About meeting women, introducing yourself and becoming

acquainted... You've got to understand, and believe it for a

fact, that in this day and age, most women are almost always

looking for an eligible man...

Thus, when you see a woman that appeals to you at the bus stop,

don't be afraid to say hello to her and attempt to strike up

some sort of conversation. Women very rarely bite, and in these

times, women are not prone to put a man down for being friendly.

If you're looking for a woman, you've got to notice them

anywhere and wherever you see them - and then, open your mouth -

let them know that you'd like to get to know them!

The easiest and surest way of meeting eligible women is through

the social activities of your local "singles" clubs, such as

Parents Without Partners, Singles International, and Servetus.

Most such groups sponsor regular dances, dinner parties, rap

sessions, and any number of other activities designed to bring

divorced and/or single people together.

Lonely Hearts Correspondence Clubs are okay, but in many of them

you'll find the memberships inundated by women trying to sell

you something or with some sort of designs to deal you out of

your money. Then too, meeting someone via correspondence -

learning to love them as a result of what they write in their

letters to you - is sometimes disappointing and a hard situation

to get out of, when you finally do meet in person.

Most of the Date-A-Mate services are okay, particularly those

that employ video tape interviews, but the prices you pay for

their introductions are outlandish. Generally, the success rate

of these services - that of matching you with a woman that you

end up marrying, and staying married to her - is less than

10-percent. Some of them are just glorified "dating or escort"

services.

Attending church in search of an eligible woman sometimes works

out - especially if the church sponsors dances, parties and

group outings - but in many instances, you'll find that these

church-going singles are either religious fanatics or neurotics.

The religious fanatic is a woman to run away from, as far as and

as fast as you can, unless you're on a heavy duty religious trip

yourself. As for the neurotics, they're generally hung-up with

guilt, anger, or martyrdom from previous experiences with men.

With a "swinging" personality, you can generally score well in

the bars and taverns. The thing is, you have to "find" the bars

or taverns that are frequented by the age group and kind of

women that meet your needs.

You'll find that the "higher class" women frequent the "motor

inn" and hotel bars. About all you have to do is drop by and

join in all the action when there's a convention or ing of

people from out of town in one of these places. It's then that

you'll find many of the "local eligibles" out on the town, plus

of course a lot of women from out of town who are looking for

men. In this kind of situation, most of the women are easy to

pick up on, and most of them are in no big hurry to make any

real commitments.

To find the action - where there's sure to be lots of eligible

women looking for men - look in your local paper... Look for

advertisements announcing square dances, neighborhood picnics,

travel tours, and of course, festivals or similar special

events. When you go to one of these activities, you've got to

mingle with people there - keep your eyes open for a woman that

may be the one you're looking for - and then, do your thing to

become acquainted with her. Remember, once you spot a woman

you'd like to get to know, it's all up to you whether you become

acquainted or let her slip through your fingers.

Another one of the surest places of meeting eligible women is

the evening classes at your local colleges. If you're not

familiar with their services, just give the college office a

call and ask them to put you on their mailing list for bulletins

and notices of up-coming classes being offered. Most colleges

are now offering any number of seminars, classes and even short

courses designed to help people rebuilding their lives after a

divorce. These sessions are almost always "filled to capacity"

with the majority of those attending, recently divorced women!

By the same token, for whatever reason, most divorced women

return to college to either finish their education or to take

some special course that will give them some sort of edge in

finding work. Check it out for yourself - it's almost a

phenomena the way divorced women are flocking back to college.

Finally, and if you have the time for it, you'll find an

unlimited supply of eligible women in the cafeterias of just

about any large office building, particularly government office

buildings. What you do is drop in and have lunch - become a

regular - look the scene over and "reach out" for one that

appeals to you.

Remember, spotting a woman you'd like to have is no big deal -

The important thing is forget your shyness, inhibitions, and

fears of rejections - Just walk right up to her and say

something like: Hello, I think I'd like to get to know you -

could we talk for a minute or too?

Try it! You'll be pleasantly surprised with the results! After

all, the women are wanting to meet you just as badly as you want

to meet them!

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During the Reagan years, i had some of my best hot women, cars, and drove my chevy to the levy and finally watched some of what i thought was some of the best music die.

COmING to the future with better plans,

Bob And Tom - Camel toe Lyrics Album: Send “Camel toe” Ringtone to Your Cell You're a beautiful girl And your pants are on so tight That when you stand just right I can see it all When you're on the beach And your bikini's soaking wet I see a fuzzy silhouette As I look down below I see your camel toe Your biscuit, your beavage I see your cooter cleavage Your monkey, your muffin You ain't hidin' nothin' Your coochie, your flapper You're showin' off your snapper Your camel toe It looks alright so baby let it show Looks like a big taco I see your camel toe (Merci madame, voila le bearded clam) I could really go For a sideways sloppy joe Or a tuna casserole Baby don't you know I never thought I'd see So much of your anatomy Your jeans are so tight I'm learning gynecology I see your camel toe Your (labia?), your vulva Ooh ya know i love ya Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer. It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy. Your camel toe It looks alright so baby let it show Looks like a big taco I see your camel toe (Merci madame, voila le bearded clam) Your biscuit, your beavage I see your cooter cleavage Your monkey, your muffin You ain't hidin' nothin' Your coochie, your flapper You're showin' off your snapper Your camel toe It looks alright so baby let it show Looks like a big taco I see your camel toe Send “Camel toe” Ringtone to Your Cell

 

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PART B.) HOW AND WHERE TO MEET ELIGIBLE MEN

So you're a woman looking for a man... First off, you have to

"know" what kind of man you're looking for, and then go wherever

it is you'll most likely find that kind of man...

What kind of man are you looking for? It's a new world we live

in, and believe it or not, you can find whatever kind of man it

is you want! If you're looking for a husband, a meal ticket, a

sugar-daddy, a lover, a father, or a companion - there's a man

out there for you. The problem is, of course, to find the man

that has enough of "all the things you want in a man" to satisfy

you.

There are lots of eligible men available, and with just a little

bit of intelligence, there's no honest reason why any woman

wanting a man cannot find the man of her choice. The thing is,

as mentioned already - you've got to know what kind of man you

want, and where you'll most likely find him - and then, reach

for him.

Men are just like women!!!!!!!!!! - they want a woman they can belong to,

and call their own. People have to interact with other people in

order to maintain a healthy equilibrium; and men have to

interact with women on a personal basis in order to go on

living. These are undeniable facts relative to the nature of

human beings.

Most men have the same kind of shyness, inhibitions, and fears

of rejection that women have - the only difference being that

the male of our species has been trying to cope with these

feelings in regards to meeting women, a lot longer than women

have in regard to meeting men. But it's a new world - there's a

lot more women out looking for men - and a lot of men seem to be

caught up in their own problems, and unaware of the eligible

women around that might like to become acquainted with them.

Thus, it's now necessary for a woman to make the first move when

she spots a man that interests her and he doesn't make that

first move.

What we're saying is simply this: Nowadays, whenever and

wherever you spot a man that you'd like to get to know, and for

whatever reasons, he doesn't seem to notice you, for sure, you

should make that first move towards becoming acquainted. Say

you're at a dance and you spot a man that interests you, by all

means don't be hesitant to walk over and ask him if he'd like to

dance with you. Or should you be having coffee somewhere and you

spot a special man, simply tell him that you don't like being

alone and would he like to join you.

Really, there's honestly nothing out-of-line or brazen about

spotting a man that interests you, walking up to him, and

telling him you find him appealing enough that you'd like to

find out more about him. Most men will be flattered by your

attentions, and if they are the kind of man you "sized" them up(!!!!!!!!!!!)

to be, they'll appreciate your breaking the ice for them. One

other thing to understand - women are almost always "looking

for" men while most men are where they are, doing what they are

doing, for any one of a million different reasons.

In essence, you meet eligible men by frequenting the places

you're most-likely to find the kind of man you want to meet. You

have to make yourself available. Then too, if you spot a man you

think might be one that you'd like to get to know better and he

doesn't make the first move towards the two of you becoming

acquainted, you should make that first move.

It's as simple as that. In most instances, the same fear and

shyness - maybe even embarrassment - you're feeling, is haunting

the man, and unless one of you makes that first move, another

opportunity will have slipped through your fingers(!!!!!!!). Don't be

afraid to walk right up to a man and tell him: You look as

though you're all alone - do you want to talk for a minute or

two...

We know of some women looking for men, perhaps because of an

inability to just walk up to a man and start talking or maybe

just because they have a flair for innovative approaches to the

idea, have had business cards printed up, and hand them out to

the men they see that look interesting to them. The wording on

the one that most appealed to us was as follows: Hello there...

Please forgive my intrusion, but you strike me as someone I

should know. My name is Mary Anderson, and if you've got a spare

minute or two, you might give me a call at 123-4567...or 765-4321,etc.,etc.,etc.

You've got to have it firmly in your mind, the kind of man you

want to meet. Then you've got to make yourself available in the

kind of places that kind of man is most-likely to frequent.

Most assuredly, when you search for such a man, you should look,

dress, and act according to what you feel will most appeal to

that type of man. All men notice a woman who looks good, so you

should do whatever is necessary to bring out your best features

- a little make-up in the right places, a new hairstyle, a few

figure-flattering clothes - and the kind of conduct that you

feel will appeal to your kind of man.

Now then, the easiest and surest way of meeting eligible men is

through the social activities of your local "singles" club such

as Parents Without Partners, Singles International, and

Servetus. Most such groups sponsor regular dances, dinner

parties, rap sessions, and any number of other activities

designed to bring divorced and/or single people together.

Lonely Hearts Correspondence Clubs are okay, but then.. meeting

someone via correspondence, and learning to love them as result

of what they write in their letters to you, is sometimes

disappointing and a hard situation to get out of when you

finally do meet them face-to-face.

Most of the Date-A-Mate services are okay, particularly those

that employ video tape interviews, but the prices you pay for

their introductions are beyond reason. Generally, the success

rate of these services - that of matching you with a man that

you end marrying, and staying married to him - is less than

10-percent. Some of them are just glorified "dating or escort"

services.

Attending church in search of an eligible man sometimes works

out, especially if the church sponsors dances, parties and group

outings. However, there's not as many eligible men going to

church in search of eligible women these days as there used to

be.

If you have an outgoing personality and enjoy the whole scene,

you can generally find lots of EXTREMELY eligible men in the bars and

taverns. The thing is, you have to "find" the bars or taverns

that are frequented by the age group and kind of men that meet

your needs.

You'll find a lot of "more financially secure" men in the better

"motor inn" and hotel bars. About all you have to do is drop by

and join in all the action when there's a convention or

gathering of people from out of town in one of these places.

It's then that you'll find many of the "local eligibles" out on

the town, plus of course a lot of men from out of town who are

looking for women. In this kind of situation, most of the men

will make the first move and once you become acquainted, they

won't be in any big hurry to make any real commitments.

To find the action - where there's sure to be lots of eligible

men - look in your local newspaper... Look for advertisements

announcing square dances, neighborhood picnics, travel tours,

and of course, festivals or similar special events. When you go

to one of these activities, you've got to mingle with the people

there, keep your eyes open for a man that may be the one you're

looking for, and then - do your thing to become acquainted with

him. Once you spot a man you'd like to become acquainted with,

it's basically all up to you whether you do or don't.

Another one of the surest places of meeting eligible men is in

the evening classes at your local colleges. If you're not

familiar with their services, just give the college office a

call and ask them to put you on their mailing list for bulletins

and notices of up-coming classes being offered.

Most colleges are now offering any number of seminars, classes

and even short courses designed to help people rebuilding their

lives after a divorce. These classes are always well-attended,

and those that attend are eligible. One of the best ways of

meeting new friends while improving yourself.

Finally, and by all means, enlist the help of your friends and

co-workers in helping you to meet new men. Tell them you'll be

happy to come at their parties if they'll invite many of the

men they or their friends know. And then, you should

have many parties, invite your friends and ask them to bring

along or invite many of their male friends.

Work is generally an easy place to become acquainted with

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