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===> Sure Bill's Penis made some mistakes but here now is some real intellegence exhibted:
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Ranked in order of the most "intelligent" to least intelligent, (REALLY!!!)
Poppy and Dubya now would like you to know (but NOT know MANY other "things" about them:)
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
-- J. Danforth Quayle
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-- J. Danforth Quayle
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/15/88
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89
"May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world."
-- The Quayles' 1989 Christmas card.
[Not a beacon of literacy, though.]
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 11/30/88
"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"The future will be better tomorrow."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/21/88
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"Public speaking is very easy."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle to reporters in 10/88
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)
"Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/18/92
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/22/90
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/5/90
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/18/90
"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
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Some of the best quotations from ex-President George Bush (senior)...
(WHY?!? would everyone consider Bush I even less intelligent than Quayle? Well, Bush I
did choose and help put Quayle just a heartbeat away from the President of the USA!?!
And recently, getting his son, w., to sign executive orders, effectively gutting
the Freedom of Information act and keeping both presidental AND VP papers
essentially Top Secret for eons Americans will have little chance to ever
obtain justice from such events as Iran-Contra!
Our rights being further and further squashed in the interest of "National Security" and
the "Department of Homeland Security?"!
ON RELAXING: "I've got to run now and relax. The doctor told me to relax. The doctor told me to relax. The doctor told me. He was the one. He said, 'Relax.'" - at Andrews Air Force Base, ending a press conference. 5/12/91.
ON ENDORSEMENT: "All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it." - to Roy Romer, governor of Colorado, at a meeting of the National Governors Association. 2/3/92.
ON PADDLING: "I was shot down, and I was floating around in a little yellow raft, setting a record for paddling. I thought of my family, my mom and dad, and the strength I got from them. I thought of my faith, the separation of church and state." - in a speech at Garrison, Ohio, relating his experiences as a World War II fighter pilot. 12/6/87
ON WINNING: "Somebody--somebody asked me, what's it take to win? I said to them, I can't remember, what does it take to win the Super Bowl? Or maybe Steinbrenner, my friend George, will tell us what it takes for the Yanks to win--one run. But I went over to the Strawberry Festival this morning, and ate a piece of shortcake over there--able to enjoy it right away, and once I completed it, it didn't have to be approved by Congress--I just went ahead and ate it--and that leads me into what I want to talk to you about today..." - at a fund-raising lunch in Tampa, Florida
ON BEING CLEAR: "I think I've got to do better in making clear what the message is, and I think I can do better. But I think there's so much noise out there that I've got to figure out how to make it clearer that we are for the things that I have advocated that would help." - February 18, 1991
ON HIGH TECH: "High tech is potent, precise, and in the end, unbeatable. The truth is, it reminds a lot of people of the way I pitch horseshoes. Would you believe some of the people? Would you believe our dog? Look, I want to give the high-five symbol to high tech." - 1989
ON ? : "Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up time. The meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering." - 1989
ON UNDECIDEDS: "It's no exaggeration to say the undecideds could go one way or another." - 1988
ON THE TIMES: "We're enjoying sluggish times, and not enjoying them very much." - 1992
ON COUNTRY MUSIC: "The guy over there at Pease - a woman actually - she said something about a country-western song about the train, a light at the end of the tunnel... I only hope it's not a train coming the other way. Well, I said to her, well, I'm a country music fan. I love it, always have. Doesn't fit the mold of some of the columnists, I might add, but nevertheless - of what they think I ought to fit in, but I love it. You should have been with me at the c.m.a. awards at Nashville. But nevertheless, I said to them there's another one that the Nitty Ditty Nitty Gritty Great Bird - and it says if you want to see a rainbow you've got to stand a little rain. We've had a little rain. New Hampshire has had too much rain."
ON RAISING TAXES: "The congress will push me to raise taxes and I'll say no, and they'll push, and I'll say no, and they'll push again. And I'll say to them, read my lips, no new taxes." - 1988
ON ANTI-SOMETHING: "I hope I stand for antibigotry, anti-Semitism, antiracism. This is what drives me." - 1988
ON FAITH: "You cannot be president of the United States if you don't have faith. Remember Lincoln, going to his knees in times of trial and the Civil War and all that stuff. You can't be. And we are blessed. So don't feel sorry for - don't cry for me, Argentina." - 1992
ON POINTS: "Let me give you a little serious political advice. One single word. Puppies. Worth the points." - 1990
ON GETTING A DOG: "It has been said by some cynic, maybe it was a former president, 'If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.' Well, we took them literally that advice as you know. But I didn't need that because I have Barbara Bush." - 1989
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Now, Dubya...
"Sometimes things aren't exactly black and white when it comes to accounting procedures." - Washington, D.C., July 8, 2002.
"Had I known that the enemy was going to use airplanes to kill on that fateful morning, I would have done everything in my power to protect the American people." - at The White House, May 17, 2002.
(Despite evidence of a 1999 federal report predicting "Suicide bomber(s) belonging to al-Qaida's Martyrdom Battalion could crash-land an aircraft packed with high explosives (C-4 and semtex) into the Pentagon, the headquarters of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), or the White House.")
"And in order to make sure that we're able to conduct a winning victory, we've got to have the best intelligence we can possibly have. And my report to the nation is we've got the best intelligence we can possibly have." - From a speech at the CIA, Sept. 26, 2001.
- An F.B.I. agent in Phoenix wrote a memo prior to Sept. 11, 2001, urging action regarding Middle-Eastern men in flight training schools, citing Osama Bin Laden by name. FBI director Mueller says the agency gave the memo "too little attention."
- An F.B.I. agent in Minneapolis reports that a Washington superior altered her request for a search warrant making it "almost impossible" to obtain the warrant to search the computer of Zacarias Moussaoui, the so-called 20th hijacker.
- A top secret report warned F.B.I officials months before the Sept. 11th attacks that it faced a significant threat from groups like Al Qaeda but lacked enough resources to meet the threat.
"Should I be fortunate enough to earn your confidence, the mission of the United States military will be to be prepared and ready to fight and win war. And therefore prevent war from happening in the first place." - from the 3rd Presidential Debate, St. Louis, Missouri, Oct. 17, 2000.
"After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society." - Santa Clara, CA, May 1, 2002.
"But as a result of evil, there's some amazing things that are taking place in America." - Daytona Beach, FL, January 30, 2002.
"I'll give you an interesting idea that took place in Maine. They've got Maine lobstermen are now patrolling the coast on a volunteer basis to make sure that somebody in a -- somebody carrying something they don't want to carry in a boat shows up on the coast. I mean, there's all kinds of ways to serve the community." - Daytona Beach, FL, January 30, 2002.
"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." - Dec. 21, 2001, the year of the terrorist attacks against the U.S.
"And so one of the areas where I think the average Russian will realize that the stereotypes of America have changed is that it's a spirit of cooperation, not one-upmanship, that we now understand one plus one can equal three, as opposed to us and Russia we hope to be zero." - Crawford, TX, Nov. 15, 2001.
"And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." - to labor department employees, Oct. 4, 2001.
"This Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Reagan International Airport." - at a press conference, Oct. 2, 2001
"There's an old poster out West, as I recall, that said: 'Wanted, dead or alive.''' - regarding Osama bin Laden, Sept. 17, 2001
"Who cares what you think?" - to Philadelphia writer Bill Hangley, Jr.(Philly Tonite, Weekly Press) in response to Mr. Hangley's comment to Mr. Bush: "Mr. President, I hope you only serve four years. I'm very disappointed in your work so far." July 4, 2001
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"A vampire is a - a - cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." - At a Colorado Republican fund raising event, August 2001
"I can assure you Mr. Chairman, or I wish would be Mr. Chairman - should be Mr. Chairman, and will be Mr. Chairman after next 2002." - At an Albuquerque fund raising event for Pete Domenici, August, 2001
''I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe
believe what I believe is right." - in Europe, July 22, 2001. See this Bush Senior quote.
Our nation must come together to unite." - June 4, 2001
"You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles." - in Europe, July 23, 2001
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." - June 14, 2001, Press Conference
"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." - June 4, 2001
"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."- May 11, 2001
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' - February 21, 2001
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." - Jan. 29, 2001.
"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001
"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."- New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001
"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house." -Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000
"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified." - on Linda Chavez, January 2001
The Golden Scary
"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." - Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000, Slate
"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." - Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."- Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."- Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000
"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."- Scranton, Pa., Sept. 6, 2000
"I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking."- Salinas, Calif., Aug. 10, 2000
"Reading is the basics for all learning."- Announcing his "Reading First" initiative in Reston, Va., March 28, 2000
"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."- Speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000.
The Golden Mangle
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."- Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"- Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."- At a South Carolina oyster roast, as quoted in the Financial Times, Jan. 14, 2000
"You know I could run for governor but I'm basically a media creation. I've never done anything. I've worked for my dad. I worked in the oil business. But that's not the kind of profile you have to have to get elected to public office." - 1989
"You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget this. " - said to Wall Street Journal columnist Al Hunt, 1986.
"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive." President Bush, 8/4/02, on violence in the Middle East and his golf
(And RECENTLY, we have to hear, that w. NOW wants a Big National Department of Communications or some more b.s. evil thing. So the world can be "exactly" told just what w.'s adminstration wants us to believe. Sounds to me like out-right propaganda!
Despite having many in Flag waving hyteria and subjecting them daily with warnings of dire threats to our security and need for War, hell, its obvious, that if w. ever sounds half-wise intelligent its because millions of dollars are spent to try to script him the best speaches possible but its quite clear that w. stumble's and screws up often just when he tries to read them verbatim!
One more time:
The Golden Scary
"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." - Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000, Slate
DAMN NATION! USA congress should be removing w. from office NOW!
Truly God/Goodness TRUTHFULLY Bless America!
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PEACE!
Kirk Gregory Czuhai
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